i reject your reality and substitute potatoes.

at LEAST the bunnies are on FIRE.

30 September 1984
Queens, New York, United States
External Services:
  • ismellpotatoes00 AIM status
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade Scotland - Highland UK
New York University - New York NY (2002 - 2004)
City University of New York, Hunter College - New York NY (2004 - 2007)
St. John’s University, School of Law - Queens NY (2008 present)
Interests: (45)
5800 girls, anything even remotely japanese, books, bossy bear, bravo reality shows, breathalizers in cell phones, captain barbossa, castrating priceless antiques, chickens mario, chowder, csi, dexter, dublin house, european gypsy pirates, football, forensic files, fosters-home-for-imaginary-friends, hating tom brady, homicidal phantom clowns, i can has cheezburger?, is that a gundam?!, jack mccoy, japan, junno has a face, k8 muzak, koki does memes, koyacorix2shige ot4, law & order, marvelous misadventures of flapjack, meviled eggs, money trees, new york city, new york rangers, new york yankees, news, o_______o, philosophy, pirates, ponies and gay jewelry, project runway, shige drinks jack daniels, teen titans, the san diego chargers, top chef, wagahai the imaginary cat
Harvey Birdman: Are we ever going to cross-examine any of these witnesses?! Or, here's an idea, call some of our own?!
Antonio de Ribera Garcia Azul Falcón: You Americans and your...logic.
-Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Vivian: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about.
-i ♥ huckabees

"in a world of peaches, johnny, don't ask for applesauce."
-the marvelous misadventures of flapjack

"...that's what I love about New York. You can always step outside and see a one-legged courier beating up a 350-pound male transvestite." - unknown

"when god hands you a lemon, i say: stick it in your underpants." - meatwad

Lou: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone..."
Garrity: I didn't know Lou liked Pink Floyd!
*long pause*
Probie: That was Green Day, you asshole...
-rescue me

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