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i reject your reality and substitute potatoes.

at LEAST the bunnies are on FIRE.

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    Name:GORGEOUS CHICKEN GIRL CLIMBING INTO HUMMER
    Birthdate:1984-09-30
    Location:Queens, New York, United States

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    Harvey Birdman: Are we ever going to cross-examine any of these witnesses?! Or, here's an idea, call some of our own?!
    Antonio de Ribera Garcia Azul Falcón: You Americans and your...logic.
    -Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law



    Vivian: Have you ever transcended space and time?
    Albert: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about.
    -i ♥ huckabees


    "in a world of peaches, johnny, don't ask for applesauce."
    -the marvelous misadventures of flapjack






    "...that's what I love about New York. You can always step outside and see a one-legged courier beating up a 350-pound male transvestite." - unknown



    "when god hands you a lemon, i say: stick it in your underpants." - meatwad


    Lou: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone..."
    Garrity: I didn't know Lou liked Pink Floyd!
    *long pause*
    Probie: That was Green Day, you asshole...
    -rescue me





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    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom
    New York University - New York, NY (2002 - 2004)
    City University of New York, Hunter College - New York, NY (2004 - 2007)
    St. John’s University, School of Law - Queens, NY (2008 - present)
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